Since FTP is royally pissing me off I've decideed to make a post I've wanted to make for a few days now. 

My Inventions that I invented, because I am annoyed! 
Patents Pending...
1. First, is my revolutionary phone that I invented. This phone has many features. It rings once if you set it to that. It can play a sound file instead of ringing, and can prelude that osund file with an audio file of who's calling. So I don't have to check the caller id, and I can be lazy and not answer the phone if I don't want to. It's perfect from me because I am annoyed by the phone. 

2. Commercial Killer: This utility mutes the TV automatically when commercials are on. As TV advances it will just download all the shows and kill all comemercials automatically. Commercials are annoying. 

3. Shoelace holder. I have ridiculously long shoelaces, and I am terribly at tying my shoes. So this handy little device requires some velcro on the end of the lace, and some on the shoe. So it stays off the ground and you don't untie your terrible shoelace knots anymore.