got my picture taken with the easter bunny, and had some corn dogs. Then went to GNC and got some vitamins, and  I did all this in the mall. 

Well I came home took a nap, and then got on this internet box, and I was once married to a girl who loved pepsi. Well she dumped me for a guy with a beanie. So her friend happens to bring it up, oh-so sad. I bought my wife a huge mansion with pools and showers, and this really nifty ring. SHE DUMPED ME!